Friday 17 August 2012

How to Make Your Kids Fat

Ten Ways to Grow Fat Kids

1.  Get fast food - because you're too rushed and its cheap and convenient...and you can get something healthy later;

2.  Put a TV in every room of the house - because it keeps the kids quiet.  Quiet's good - good for getting fat;

3.  Give them the latest video games - because all their friends have them - tell yourself that they're getting a good workout with the Wi;

4.  Register them for some lame organized sport that runs 2-3 times per week - let the coach whip them into shape;

5.  Let them just buy their food at school - don't pack a nutritious lunch;

6.  Drive them to school or let them take a bus when its only a mile away;

7.  Stock the house with pop, chips, cookies and other assorted crap that you like - you would feel guilty eating that stuff and not sharing with the kids;

8.  Don't let them play outside - too many hazards;

9.  Keep telling them that they're beautiful just the way they are - as long as their self-esteem is fine; everything else will be great too.  Won't it? and

10.  Don't model the picture of superb fitness and health to your kids yourself - just hope that they find a great role model on TV.

Mom, Dad

Throw out the TV.  Throw out the video games.  Throw out the pop and chips.  Quit the pathetic, organized, goofball, pseudo-fitness activity that you spent $300 on for your kid.  Take your kids for a free 4 hour hike every weekend.  Challenge them.  Kids don't need fancy gear and elaborate plans.  They need you to take them out where they have a chance to do what comes naturally.

Tom

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